GENJI BANZAI

[leggymaru]

Things Hizamaru Has Shown His Anija After Learning (Upset Edition):
- the boutique clothes
- bubble bath
- aquarium
- the sunset and stars by the pool
- the fucking ahegao gun makes human noises but doesn't have a human form??? ANIJA?
- the arcade bc it's cool
- what chocobos and spiracorns look like from a book in the library from prompto's world
- the fucking heelys

Comments

[leggymaru]

Mm. Carlos-san... I liked him. But Junpei-san might be sad at his departure, I think. I need to check on him...

[If he were eating or drinking, he would have absolutely spit. When he jerks his head up, the whole of his face grows burgundy with heat. Immediately, he raises his hands and starts waving them dismissively.]

N-no, elder brother! We can't! We're family! Prompto-san said... family didn't perform the fucking coitus together, or even kiss in that way! He said family doesn't do that... so...

Don't worry, elder brother. I already know how to fix it when it grows big in the mornings after sleeping! Someone taught me.

[banzais]

Ah... Yes, they were friends before they arrived here. I taught Junpei how to spar a bit, to help him get some of his frustrations out.

[because junpei sure does get grumpy and stressed!! but at the explanation, hige blinks]

... we can't...?

[???? he sounds confused, and a little saddened - how is he meant to watch over his little brother then if he can't help him in this way??]

That's inconvenient.

[hate this]

[leggymaru]

[Yeah, Junpei is.... something. Let him fight Junpei? Junpei would probably never agree to fighting him unfortunately because he's baby.]

It's okay, elder brother. Don't let it worry you. I'm sure... we'll figure out a way if something happens. I'll always be by your side if you need me... even if we can't fucking coitus, or have sex, or fuck.

I... It isn't because you aren't amazing, elder brother! Please believe me. You are beautiful, and smart, and strong.

[But alas, Prompto has cucked him from the greatest fuck.]

[banzais]

You don't have to go that far, you know...? [though he does look happy to be praised] I didn't think that it was because you wouldn't want to be with me.

[HE SHOULD

MAYBE

THINK ABOUT THAT A LITTLE BIT MORE but no he thinks his little brother is endearing and reliable and always worried about his safety

that said!!]

Oh, but that does remind me of something Junpei told me recently... I wonder if I should tell you...?

[leggymaru]

[Oh... Please, niisan, he wants to be with you so badly because you are amazing and he loves you. The stars just haven't aligned yet.]

I... ah? Junpei-san...?

[WOW, DON'T TEASE HIM. He gives Higekiri the biggest puppy look in the world.]

Elder brother... Please tell me! It could be very important! Was it a secret...?

[banzais]

[he looks thoughtful at that, and now that he's so easy bullied then of course higekiri is going to tease the fuck out of him. he's going to pretend like he's trying to remember what it was]

Hm, was it...? No, I don't think so... He told me that some of the things that you do... can be rather cute.

[a little nod as he seems to try to remember this]

And I had said that I agree.

[what else]

And that your worried face and crying face are both very cute as well. [HE'S A TERRIBLE BROTHER] And then I said....

[ . . . . ]

What else did I say...?

[he's

he's going to milk this]

[leggymaru]

[Oh BOY. If his face wasn't red before, it sure is red now! What the--! He thought this was going to be some crazy plot secret about the demon, or the summoning, or the sex they're all going to have to have to survive! Junpei is like that! Junpei is smart and always thinking.

But no.

It's just Higekiri being Wei Wuxian. 😒 This is some highly cursed Wuxian energy right here, and Hizamaru is falling for it without any hesitation.]

E-elder brother?! Please! Junpei-san didn't say that! ...Did he? You don't have to discuss me together when I'm not present! [aaaaaaaa he's so embarrassed] I-I don't cry! I never cry!

[He looks like he might cry right now.]

[banzais]

He did say that. I remember it.

[FOR ONCE.

but lmao higekiri is having a grand time right now, because he really does think that hiza's almost crying face is very funny and cute because he's a damn bully. but he'll just hum thoughtfully before seeming to remember the last part that he was forgetting earlier!!]

Oh - I remember what I said.

[and he'll leeeeeaaaan in]

I had also told him - that your smiling face is my favorite, even more than the others.

[he just wanted to make him almost cry first]

[leggymaru]

[Waaah, his brother is a gremlin. He’s gonna cry. His eyes are glassy. Quickly, he turns his head somewhat away as if that will hide his flushed cheeks. His smiling face...?

But there’s nothing like Higekiri’s! Every time he sees it, he loses his breath. Everything that Prompto described happens when he sees his brother smile—his stomach flutters, he feels warm, forgets how to talk. He had been convinced he most certainly wanted to date his brother... but then Prompto said family didn’t do things like that.

Strange. The feelings not matching the etiquette.]

Elder brother... Don’t tell people that...!

[banzais]

Hm? Why not?

[he asks sincerely!! because he doesn't know why!! higekiri will tell pretty much anyone anything - the exception to this rule being whatever he honestly forgets to say, especially to hizamaru lmao. but otherwise he doesn't seem to have the same sense of embarrassment that other people do

he tilts his head and bends at the waist so that he can try to peer at hiza's expression]

Haha, well, I like this face a lot too.

[HE'S SO MEAN]

[leggymaru]

[Oh NO!! When he glances back at Higekiri, he's startled by how close his brother's face has gotten. Any flush that had been dying down comes back in full force.]

El-elder brother! Don't look!

[Raising a hand, he covers one side of Higekiri's face, but doesn't dare shove it away. He just... tries to, like, shield the eyes from looking at him being a disaster.]

L-let's just keep walking! I have to give you access to the room!

[banzais]

[sdlkfjdljkf higekiri is just going to laugh at that, leaning into hizamaru's touch like a baby lion cat more than actually being offended.]

Very well, very well.

[he can go along with that easily enough, lifting his head out of hizamaru's hand to just start walking in the direction of the elevator]

[leggymaru]

[Higekiri leaves, and Hizamaru brings his hand down to stare at it like it's been seared by the best Buddha blessing in the entire world. ANIJA!!!!! He curls his fingers and fists his hand like he's clinging to the feeling.

And then he stumbles into a run after Higekiri before he's left too far behind!]