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[leggymaru]

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week 1, post trial - pre execution

[leggymaru]

[There's other things to worry about, sure. Or think about. "Prompto died." Listen, sometimes, learning how to send a dick picture is important.

He hunts down Dick, but he doesn't really barge his way in or greet. Instead, he has his clamshell out, and he seems to be... trying to... take a picture of Dick?]

[unpredicktable]

[ dick might be a detective but sometimes the stupidest possibility is not the one he thinks of right away, and so, he thinks hizamaru is having some kind of crisis and he looks worried ]

... Hizamaru, hey. Everything okay?

[leggymaru]

[There's a pause, and he lowers the clamshell, looking apologetic.]

Sorry, Nightwing-san. I needed a Dick picture so that I would be able to communicate with those on the other side.

[He... He's had a long day.]

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[ ...

dick puts a hand on hizamaru's shoulder ]

... A good cause, but... you know that's not the kind of dick they mean, right?

[leggymaru]

[He pauses. It's processing. The realization doesn't dawn on him so much as he simply just looks like he gives up on being duped about something he should know better by now.]

...It's the other dick, isn't it? Because it's about sex.

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[ dick completely understands the feeling ]

Everything in this place is. [ it's idle ] Can't get away from it.

[leggymaru]

I'm beginning to understand that better. [Sheesh.] I'm sorry for the trouble, Nightwing-san.

Do I... simply take a picture of it? Also, have you tried it, Nightwing-san? Did they answer?

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[ dick considers his life and wonders why and how he has had to help so many people with dick pics.

he just smiles at hiza tho ]

Yep, pretty much. The clamshell seems to be calibrated to take nice pictures of that, so, as long as you're naked, it should be fine. [ and... this is somehow a little embarrassing to admit? ] I've done it a few times. They answer so long as they're not busy. You can contact Carlos with it, so...

[ the implication being that he could, at the very least, pass on a message to prompto maybe but he doesn't want to say it out loud ]

[leggymaru]

[it's the life of a dick]

Okay. [As a sword, there's really no judgment here. Not about that anyway.] I'll try.

I was hoping... they would be able to give a message to Prompto-san when he arrived to the other side.

[So yeah, he gets the implication.]

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I know he'd like that. And... the point of being able to contact Carlos and Polly at all is so we can keep in touch with the other side, isn't it? [ he tilts his head, considering ] Maybe you could even try leaving an item with them to give to Prompto if you can.

[leggymaru]

[Naturally, his eyes drop down to the bracelet still on his wrist. He looks back to Dick and nods.]

If they are able to accept something and pass it over... I'll do that, too. Thank you, Nightwing-san. [A pause.] Is it okay if I take one... like this?

[He points... uh, the clamshell downward.]

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[ a beat ]

If you were a little less clothed, yes.

[leggymaru]

Ah.... Yes, I know. [He actually? blushes kind of?] Just... this way is okay?

w4, mon around 9pm-ish

[leggymaru]

[He spends some time specifically looking for Dick. He has to ask a few people because the ship is getting somehow bigger and bigger, and so it'd take him longer to just hunt in every place.

But he hunts in the new ones first. But wherever Dick is, Hizamaru will hail him with a small wave.]

Nightwing-san. Ah. [i still refuse to type dick-san dammit] Grayson-san.

I have a request.

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[ it's 9pm and dick is in the gym, apparently beating up a training dummy. is he going to spend most of the week in the gym? maybe so. he stops midkick when hizamaru hails him, though, turning around with a grin ]

Dick is fine, Hizamaru. [ dick-san is going to happen and you will like it. ] What do you need?

[leggymaru]

[i hate i cannot feasibly escape this]

...Dick-san. [Dick is already too informal, AAA.] I... was wondering if your previous offer was still available. [He's holding himself professionally, like this is some honor-bound meeting between comrades, but he looks somewhat shy.] About sex.

Junpei-san said before it was better to have sex with different people rather than the same one, just in case.

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[ dick wipes at his face to hide a laugh-- he doesn't want to be insulting, but between hizamaru's disposition and the fact that junpei's to blame for it, it's very hard for dick to not think this is both cute and a little bit funny. he goes for a softer smile once he feels more composed ]

Not a bad idea, all things considered. [ he runs a hand through his hair ] Yeah, offer's still open.

[ it feels a bit weird to say it like that, but. it is what it is ]

[leggymaru]

[Almost not expecting an acceptance, he's unsure what to do for a second. And then he bows politely at the shoulders, brief.]

Thank you, Dick-san. Ah. I didn't mean to interrupt you, so you may continue until you are ready. This is a good place to train in addition to the ones we received on the newest parts of the ship.

[Definitely not how to get in the mood, but he's... sword.]

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It is. You tested out a few of them?

[ though even as he says that, he tilts his head a bit, as if assessing hizamaru. it's not like he can just go back to what he was doing now, but he wonders if hiza will feel bad if dick says so. hmm. ]

I was pretty much finished anyway. We can go whenever you want. [ a little white lie instead is fine, probably ]

[leggymaru]

Mm. One or two. I didn't want to use my sword and destroy anything.

[In the gym.

He regards Dick politely, but doesn't seem to notice he's being appraised. Or either he doesn't care if he is maybe.]

...Would you like to wash?

[It sounds suggestive, but he delivers it so earnestly.]

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[ delivered like that, dick can't really tell if hizamaru means for it to be suggestive, but considering the context, he figures he might as well go with what seems the obvious. and if it isn't-- well, maybe hizamaru will go with the offer regardless. ]

Sure. Wanna join me?

[leggymaru]

[For a very brief moment or two, he actually looks unsure. It doesn't seem as if he is against it, but more... uncertain if it's something he's able to agree to himself.

And then a faint, shy grin catches the edge of his lips.]

I will accompany you.

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[ dick grins, holding out his hand for hiza ]

Glad to hear it. C'mon.

[ he won't wait long for hiza to take his hand before he's grabbing his and dragging him to the showers, tbh ]

[leggymaru]

[Dick doesn't have to wait very long; someone has made him very accustomed to holding hands, so he takes Dick's when it reaches out for him. He obediently follows along after.]

Do you have... rules?

[unpredicktable]

[ dick looks back, a little perplexed ]

Uh. Rules?

[ he's not sure if hizamaru means the bingo or if he's asking for his actual kink list ]